WASHINGTON—Pulling no punches in her negotiations with the president, Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) demanded Joe Biden’s tie as one of many circumstances for her help of the Inflation Discount Act, sources confirmed Wednesday. “Look, what I’m making an attempt to say is that I’m not against closing the carried curiosity loophole, however that tie is a reasonably good shade, and I believe I’d prefer to have it,” mentioned Sinema, who reportedly appeared happy as she watched the president increase his arms to his collar, undo the highest button of his shirt, and start to loosen the necktie. “What is that this? Silk? Thanks. I’ve at all times been a sucker for stripes. And , whereas we’re at it, I need to work out of the Oval Workplace for a few months. I’d supply to allow you to use my Senate workplace, however I’m positive you could find one other area. Oh, and I’m going to want your jacket, too. Why? As a result of I’m your God, that’s why. Did you simply fucking flinch?” At press time, a nude Biden had introduced he was making important progress with the senator.