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Judy Snarland furever – The Bloggess

So the opposite day Victor and I had been at a resale store and I noticed this little little bit of fried gold.

And Victor was like, “That’s toddler’s tutu and we don’t have a toddler” and I defined that it was a classic, hand-sewn costume AND CROWN for $15 and that he simply didn’t have the correct of eyes to see its magic after which he might have accused me of changing into a hoarder as a result of I used to be shopping for one thing I’d by no means use and I accused him of being a horrible mum or dad as a result of it was the right measurement for Judy Snarland after which the cashier simply kind of stared at us as a result of I suppose he wasn’t used to {couples} having disagreements within the retailer.

And so I defined to the cashier, “Judy Snarland is our daughter” and Victor was all, “JUDY SNARLAND IS A DEAD CAT YOU LIKE TO DRESS UP IN PEOPLE CLOTHES” after which the cashier was in all probability satisfied I truly was a hoarder so I pulled out my telephone and confirmed him footage and defined that Judy Snarland is a taxidermied bobcat rescued from an property sale who would look implausible in turquoise and the cashier didn’t disagree.

(Victor want to level out that the cashier didn’t agree both and was in all probability simply scared.)

Regardless, Judy Snarland was thrilled.

However it was nearly unattainable to get the tutu on myself (on my own, I imply…I didn’t attempt to put on it myself) so I requested for assist and Victor was like, “I’m busy being much less loopy than you” and I stored ripping the the claw covers off Judy’s paws and that’s why I presently have cat scratches from a bobcat that’s been useless for 50 years.

However after two bandaids (and a few assist from Hailey) Judy Snarland was prepared for her close-up.

However then I used to be like, “I dunno…is it an excessive amount of?” and Victor was like, “It’s a taxidermied bobcat in a sequined tutu. Of-fucking-course it’s an excessive amount of. It’s all the time been an excessive amount of.” However Hailey understood what I used to be saying and advised that “much less is extra” in the case of bobcat costuming and I believe they’re completely proper.


PS. Thanks for all of the candy phrases final week. I’m feeling a bit higher and am crossing each finger that I’m shifting steadily out of this gap.



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