Persevering with my sequence of weird notes I wrote on my cellphone whereas most likely not sober:
It’s bizarre that no one is aware of the precise entomology for the phrase “hushpuppy.” Wait, is “hushpuppy” two phrases? Additionally, I don’t suppose “entomology” is the phrase I’m on the lookout for however I can’t keep in mind the entomology of the phrase that I’m on the lookout for although. Fuck it. I surrender. However I do wish to level out that I’m conscious that entomology is bugs. I do know I’m utilizing the phrase flawed and I believe I ought to get at the least half credit score for that.
I wager “Flamely” can be a very good identify for a boy. I ought to have one other child.
I discovered cookies within the freezer that I forgot I had and I’m fairly certain that is proof that I’m God’s favourite.
A band is only a gang with fewer knives. And extra extra music, I suppose. Most likely extra in regards to the music than the knives now that I give it some thought.
I need the GPS voice in my automobile to say “You’re doing an incredible job.” “Good one stopping at that yield signal, you absolute titan.” “Take a left right here and your hair seems wonderful, by the best way.”
If I had a nickel for each time I backed my automobile over the trash can I’d have three nickels, which isn’t some huge cash however nonetheless appears extreme.
Are you much less ticklish if in case you have tylenol? As a result of it makes your pores and skin much less delicate to ache so wouldn’t it additionally make it much less delicate to tickling? Is there a drugs for tickling? If there was a shot for it I might completely take that shot.
Why isn’t the past-tense of “glow” “glewd”? As a result of it must be.
I ponder when you can end netflix?