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Notes I wrote myself that I can’t determine are superior or mortifying. Little bit of each in all probability. – The Bloggess

So I’ve this behavior of recording “sensible” ideas on my cellphone late at evening after I’ve been ingesting after which I neglect to return to them so my cellphone notes are full of years of weird run-on sentences or unusual threats that I don’t totally keep in mind writing. Hailey lately discovered them and couldn’t cease laughing, though I think that they’re laughing at me somewhat than with me, and so they stated that I actually ought to share this so for the following week or two whereas I’m engaged on a writing challenge I’m going to share a few of the ridiculous deep-thoughts I assumed had been worthy of recording and now query totally.

Half 1:

Is the ocean salty as a result of it’s principally fish pee? Wait…is pee salty? I imply, tears are so I’m going to say sure. Except it’s fish tears however in all probability not as a result of what do fish should cry about? Aside from the truth that they should swim round in urine all day. Wait a minute. I feel I simply solved the ocean.

I don’t know why anybody makes use of any chapstick taste aside from peppermint as a result of that shit actually lets your lips know they’re alive. It’s a like a reminder to them that they need to be excited to be lips, an actually I respect that.

I feel if I had an emotional help pig once I was a child my life would’ve ended up a lot in a different way.

“Gonna go irrigate the woman backyard” is just about one of the best ways to say you need to go pee. I ought to patent that. The time period, I imply. Not peeing. Except I can patent that too.



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