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Notes to myself, half 3 – The Bloggess

I’m nonetheless exploring the weird notes I appear to have left for myself on my telephone. Most are ridiculous however I can nonetheless make some sense of them however at this time I’m sharing the baffling notes I left on my telephone with no extra textual content that most likely meant one thing on the time however are actually secret codes I now not have the decoder for that you could be be at liberty to make use of as a band or cult identify:

“Deviled Eggs Bathroom Paper”

“Michelin Man Costume”

“Arthritis Hair Sake”

“Touring home windows?”


“Rooster Wax Restoration in Quickbooks”


“Hysterical Euphonia”

“By no means depart the bookshop”


“Soybean burger: Elf Kidney”

“Discovered how you can signal an asshole with Judy Blume!”



“If my wings hold falling off, staples?”

“Let’s do seagulls”

“T-rex helicopter”


“Daddy lengthy legs are mates”

“My socks are damaged”

“Put new pantyhose on the cantaloupe”


UPDATED: I saved taking a look at GARBAGE SOCK, pondering it was a word to make socks out of rubbish after which I spotted it was a typo from once I was reminding myself to purchase rubbish sacks however I’m preserving it as a result of I’d completely be a part of a cult referred to as GARBAGE SOCKS.

UPDATED AGAIN: Victor jogged my memory that “Rooster Wax Restoration Quickbooks” was a vital word I made that I purchased some restoration wax to shine up Beyonce the Large Metallic Rooster and I wanted to mark it as a enterprise expense. THIS IS ALL MAKING SENSE NOW.

UPDATED AGAIN: Cling on. Victor to the rescue once more. I didn’t discover ways to autograph buttholes with Judy Blume, apparently. I did a zoom together with her as soon as and there was an indication language interpreter deciphering us and he or she needed to hold signing the phrase “asshole”, which I used to be apparently very entertained by as a result of it appeared just like the hand image for “okay”. To any extent further once I’m coping with an asshole I’m going to only do the image and be like, “okay!” however secretly know that I’m including a silent “asshole” to each sentence.

UPDATED AGAIN: I put pantyhose on the only cantaloupe I used to be rising within the yard just a few years in the past to maintain bugs from consuming it, though I had forgotten this till now. Previous me was very good. And complicated.



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