SAN ANTONIO—Agreeing to undergo with the plan ought to they proceed to fee as a two or decrease when the appointed date arrived, mates Laura Reilly, 31, and Josh Martindale, 32, made a pact Wednesday to get married in the event that they have been each nonetheless ugly once they turned 40. “If we each go right through our 30s with out getting any extra enticing than we at the moment are, let’s get married,” mentioned Martindale, clarifying that if, within the intervening years, both of them turned wherever near average-looking, the deal can be known as off. “Hopefully, I’ll discover somebody to care for my hideous snaggletoothed slack jaw, and also you’ll dwell fortunately ever after with a cute button nostril as a substitute of that fucked-up, misshapen factor that’s in the midst of your face proper now. But when not, we at all times have one another. Two unpleasant freaks in opposition to the world.” At press time, the pact reportedly turned extra more likely to undergo after the breakup of Martindale’s face in a motorbike accident.