WESTFORD, MA—Rising above the maelstrom of violence and dysfunction perpetually raging inside the person’s psyche, a single voice reportedly emerged Thursday from the chaotic whirlwind within the head of Brad Larrick, 33, to recommend he eat an oatmeal raisin cookie. “Go to your cabinet, open the bundle, and eat an oatmeal raisin cookie,” the agency, resonant voice mentioned because it lower by the howling storm of unfinished ideas, blunted sexual impulses, and harsh self-criticism regularly roaring in Larrick’s thoughts to state that the cookie should be eaten instantly. “Simply 5 extra steps. You’re nearly there. Sure. Now put it into your mouth and chew. Good. Superb.” At press time, sources confirmed the lone voice had overcome half-heard whispers advocating homicide with a purpose to recommend that maybe a second cookie could be so as.